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Hit me.



Hit me again!

         JACK

       (looks at watch)
   God, it's late.  I should find a
   hotel...

       TYLER
   A hotel?

       JACK
   Yeah.

       TYLER
   So, you called me up, because you
   just wanted to have a drink before
   you... go find a hotel?

       JACK
   I don't follow...

       TYLER
   We're on our third pitcher of beer.
   Just ask me.

       JACK
   Huh?

       TYLER
   You called me so you could have a
   place to stay.

       JACK
   No, I...

       TYLER
   Why don't you cut the shit and ask if
   you can stay at my place?

       JACK
   Would that be a problem?

       TYLER
   Is it a problem for you to ask?

       JACK
   Can I stay at your place?

       TYLER
   Yes, you can.

       JACK
   Thank you.

       TYLER
   You're welcome.  But, I want you to
   do me one favor.

       JACK
   What's that?

       TYLER
   I want you to hit me as hard as you
   can.

       JACK
   What?

       TYLER
   I want you to hit me as hard as you
   can.